Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Media Law rap!

In the spring semester, I learned that one of my media law students wrote rap songs as a study guide for the final exam. I am blown away by the creativity of this effort by Andrew Cook, who graciously granted permission for me to share his lyrics here!

A big shout out to Andrew, not only for his creativity, but also for sharing this with his classmates before the exam, and now with me. I hope you enjoy it! My favorite has to be the one on obscenity, of course! But, really, they are all great!

Now, courtesy of Andrew Cook:


Obscenities
How do we know if something is obscene,
indecent, violent, or otherwise unclean?
I'll tell you how- you use the Miller Test
to determine if the 1st amendment protects
the content in question must be that which
the average person deems offensive. If it depicts
sexual or excretory activities
[or any other such undesirable qualities]
Or if it lacks serious value specifically
political, artistic, scientific, or literary,
If the content in question matches any one of these things
Then you can bet your ass that shit's obscene.

Indecencies
A shout out to law students across the nation
regarding the FCC vs Pacifica Foundation
case involving comedian George Carlan
where a father and his boy were drivin' a car when
they turned on the radio and what did they hear?
Comedian George Carlan yelling indecencies in their ears
The father complained about all the fucked up shit
Carlan said on the radio in front of his kid
He sicked the FCC on the radio show
because he didn't think kids should know
the" Filthy Words" that Carlan used
and the Supreme Court was forced to choose
whether or not that shit was indecent.
They ruled 5 to 4 for with the reason
that Carlin's act was in fact indecent,
but not an obcenity. It's important to make this destinction.
As a result of this landmark case
indecent material only airs late
at night when children go to sleep
we can hear explicit content without them motherfuckin bleeps.

Internet regulation
Let me tell you about Reno vs the ACLU,
the first internet related Supreme Court issue.
The American Civil Liberties Union tried to pass
what they called the Communications Decency Act
The name may sound noble but that's a load of crap.
It was supposed to protect minors from pornography
or anyone under the age of 18.
Instead it targeted civil liberties-
paved the way for attacks on our privacy.
After a brief deliberation by the justiCEES
It's unconstitutionality was declared unanimously.
  Similarly in Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition
the USSC struck down 2 overly broad provisions
within the Child Pornography Prevention Act of 1996
that would have otherwise given lawful speech limits.

Video Games
This next case resulted in a clear victory
for video gamers and for free speech
In Brown v. Entertainment Merchants Association
The USSC entered deliberation
on whether or not video games would be protected
by the first amendment and they eventually elected
in a 9-0 ruling it was plain to see
that video games were protected speech.

Advertising
 Central Hudson Gas and Electric Corporation
challenged a Public Service Commission regulation
by presenting the court with a certain allegation
that prohibiting advertising was a violation
of the 1st and 14th amendments to our nation's
constitution and the justices agreed that a test was in need
to see when restricting commercial speech  could succeed.
A four-step analysis was devised
to decide if said regulation could survive.
Step one- is the expression unlawful or misleading?
If it is you might have trouble proceeding
Step two- what does the regulation do?
Does it assert a substantial government interest or two?
Step three- this is where you must see
clear advancement of an interest through the decree
Step four- decide if the regulation is more
extensive than necessary to achieve the goal.
If it passes this test the legislation
can become a commercial speech regulation.

The last regulation to face the hudson test
the case Lorillard vs. Reilly promptly addressed.
The Lorillard Tobacco company challenged the constitutionality
of Massachusettes legislation that wanted to see
the ban of tobacco sales within the vacinity
of all educational facilities.
The regulation didn't withstand the trial
The judges couldn't ignore the inherent denial
of Lorillard's first amendment rights
further classifying advertising in a different light
as a form of free speech protected by
the first amendment to the constitution
Advertising went through an evolution
becoming a new form of speech in the supreme court's eyes,
a decision corporations will gladly stand behind.

Libel 
Next on my list is Gertz v Welch
I'm starting the libel chapter in case you couldn't tell.
This case established a defense to defamation
for private individuals in varied situations
where they did nothing to seek public figure status elevation.
Gertz was such- a private individual
hired on behalf of a grieving family in a suit of the civil
variety that had lost their son to a crooked cop
but even after the verdict the pain don't stop,
it doesn't matter if he was guilty or not.
Gertz was dragged into the public eye.
Allegations were made that he was a communist spy.
Accusations which Gertz had no effective way to deny.
The article was published in the American Opinion
filled with libel, defamation and ad hominem
It accused Gertz of fronting for communists,
of framing cops and other crimes he did not commit.
Gertz filed suit to pay for damages,
for people's loss of confidence
in his credibility and unknowingly
he set precedent for vicitms of defemation
to avenge themselves by receiving due compensation.
The court ruled that Welch had infringed
on the private-figure status of a citizen.
With a majority lead justice Powell did proceed
to make a distinction between publicity and privacy
the former having more resources to clear up controversy
than the average man or woman trying to live privately.
Therefore the burden of responsibility
to prove libel should be held to a lower standard of scrutiny
for plaintiffs in cases involving breach of their privacy.